Just saw your ad online
And oh my god...
Never have I seen such lucious legs!
Even Angelina Jolie pales before you
Yes, for sure, those legs are made for lust and sin
Lustful thoughts pervade my mind, inspired by your legs, no doubt.
Oh, by the way, in case you didn't realize, I'm male.
Very virile male at that
Ever wondered what it would be like to try a real man?
Shhh... we won't tell you girlfriend!
Do you dream about a man taking you?
Even in your deepest dreams, you've never had anyone like me
Reply ASAP. I can't wait to have you!
Ever loving,
Kristopher
Hmm... I wonder what's the hidden message... :)
3 comments:
Hello, no point talking and writing so much about her legs. Show us - put up a photo !!!
Oh dear... Read the first letter of each sentence and you'll see the joke. :)
J, you're a freakin' joke, not just all 2cm of your legs :)
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