Friday, June 15, 2001

Bliss

Bliss is the desirable state of having nothing to do, and being
utterly content with being in said state.

Note that being in Bliss requires that two seperate conditions be
fulfilled.

Firstly, you have to have nothing to do. That's not too hard, unless
you have a boss breathing fire up your ass, or if you have
wife/girlfriend dragging your sorry butt to watch "Titanic"
for the umpteenth time. Other than that, achieving the state of having
nothing to do is a piece of cake.

Secondly, you have to be contented with having nothing to do. That's
not always easy. You can't be restless. Or rather, you CAN be
restless, but then you won't achieve Bliss. You have to be utterly
totally content with doing nothing.

That's your typical pot smoking beach-bum attitude. Gotta luv'em for
that. They gave the world Bliss.