Friday, May 20, 2005

Bad grammar

Friend: why does Yoda talk backward?
Me : because good grammar does not a jedi master require
Friend:
Friend: really? that is the reason why?
Me : absolutely
Friend: i mean in the book, did it say why he talks backward?
Friend: then how come the other jedi masters talk fine
Me : it's in his biography - Yoda - Good Grammar I Have Not but Strong in the Force I am
Friend:
Friend: then how come the other jedi masters talk fine?
Me : They're not as powerful as him

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A concern with grammar, one who is strong in the Force doesn't need.

To be able to kick ass with the light-sabre, a good Jedi is all about.

Fly out the window in bolts of lightning, you will if you talk like Shaft.

Anonymous said...

Strength has always been the counterbalancing attribute to Intellect. Figures =)

EJ