Friend: why does Yoda talk backward?
Me : because good grammar does not a jedi master require
Friend:
Friend: really? that is the reason why?
Me : absolutely
Friend: i mean in the book, did it say why he talks backward?
Friend: then how come the other jedi masters talk fine
Me : it's in his biography - Yoda - Good Grammar I Have Not but Strong in the Force I am
Friend:
Friend: then how come the other jedi masters talk fine?
Me : They're not as powerful as him
Friday, May 20, 2005
Monday, May 16, 2005
Delta
Delta. Synonym for change amongst the mathematical.
My new philosophy to uphold - Live your life as a series of constant change. Change renews and invigorates. Change allows you, nay, FORCES you to try new experiences in life. Change is difficult, but I think change is good.
What have I done for a change lately?
I bought a bowling ball. I haven't bowled (really bowled) for years. It might be cool to take it up, see if I still have the same passion for it.
I cut my hair short earlier this year. Ha ha ha
I blog more. Much much more. I've blogged more this year than the rest of my life combined.
I attended an NLP seminar last week. Up till a few months ago, I didn't even know that NLP existed. It's a really fascinating subject, and one that I hope to explore a little more.
I met a bunch of new guys - Cliff, Vince, Peter, Eric. Cool people. I can learn a lot from those guys.
I am seriously contemplating moving to south CA for work.
I shop for clothes now. WOAH! What have you done to the REAL Derek?!
Things that I am considering changing:
- Rebuild my computer. OK ok... that doesn't count.
- Have a more active dating life! Ha ha ha! Which guy doesn't want that?
- Be more in touch with the touchy feely side of life (ie emotions, feelings etc) <- TOUGHIE!
- More as I think them up... Got comments? SPEAK UP!
My new philosophy to uphold - Live your life as a series of constant change. Change renews and invigorates. Change allows you, nay, FORCES you to try new experiences in life. Change is difficult, but I think change is good.
What have I done for a change lately?
I bought a bowling ball. I haven't bowled (really bowled) for years. It might be cool to take it up, see if I still have the same passion for it.
I cut my hair short earlier this year. Ha ha ha
I blog more. Much much more. I've blogged more this year than the rest of my life combined.
I attended an NLP seminar last week. Up till a few months ago, I didn't even know that NLP existed. It's a really fascinating subject, and one that I hope to explore a little more.
I met a bunch of new guys - Cliff, Vince, Peter, Eric. Cool people. I can learn a lot from those guys.
I am seriously contemplating moving to south CA for work.
I shop for clothes now. WOAH! What have you done to the REAL Derek?!
Things that I am considering changing:
- Rebuild my computer. OK ok... that doesn't count.
- Have a more active dating life! Ha ha ha! Which guy doesn't want that?
- Be more in touch with the touchy feely side of life (ie emotions, feelings etc) <- TOUGHIE!
- More as I think them up... Got comments? SPEAK UP!
Sunday, May 08, 2005
Derek vs Wall
This really sucks badly. I walked into a wall, and now my upper lip looks like somebody took a sledgehammer to it. There's an ulcer the size of Lake Tahoe where my teeth got slammed into my lips. I can't eat right. I can't drink right. I can't even talk right. SHIT! This is making me VERY VERY GROUCHY!
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
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